• Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with black glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with black glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with black glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with black glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
  • Light heather tri-blend tee flat-laid, printed with glasses graphic and text ‘these are not GLASSES... they’re EYEBALL SHIELDS.
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Eyeball Shields Tri-Blend Tee

Eyeball Shields Tri-Blend Tee

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These aren’t glasses.
They’re a barrier. A mindset. A coping mechanism.

The Eyeball Shields tee is for anyone who's used their specs as a defense against chaos—whether it's flying toys, snack explosions, or bedtime meltdowns. With bold typography, classic frames, and a wink of 66% humor, this soft tri-blend shirt is the ultimate uniform for tactical parenting.

Product Features:

  • Soft tri-blend: 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon
  • Lightweight, regular fit — feels good behind “shields up” mode
  • Ribbed collar & twill shoulder tape for shape retention
  • Side seams for added durability and structure

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Cool iron if needed
  • Do not dry clean

Size Chart (inches):

S M L XL 2XL
Width 18.23 19.76 21.26 22.76 24.75
Height 27.48 28.50 29.49 30.47 31.50
Tolerance 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

 

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