These aren’t glasses.
They’re a barrier. A mindset. A coping mechanism.
The Eyeball Shields tee is for anyone who's used their specs as a defense against chaos—whether it's flying toys, snack explosions, or bedtime meltdowns. With bold typography, classic frames, and a wink of 66% humor, this soft tri-blend shirt is the ultimate uniform for tactical parenting. This premium 100% ring-spun cotton tee is soft, durable, and designed for everyday wear. With reinforced seams and a classic fit, it’s a reliable choice for everything from weekend projects to casual hangouts.
Product features
- Without side seams for a refined, smooth appearance
- Ribbed knit collar maintains its shape and elasticity
- Shoulder tape offers durability and prevents stretching
- Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft touch
- Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality
- Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
- Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
- Logo printed on the front only
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Shipping
Printed on demand, usually ships within 2–5 business days. Delivery times vary by location
Returns
Hassle-free 30-day returns
