Overboard Dad Fort Cotton Tee

All he wanted was peace.
What he delivered was the Pillow Turret 3000.

The Overboard Dad Couch Fort Engineer tee is for the dad who turns one quiet afternoon into a full-scale living room construction project. Couch cushions become foundation walls. Blankets become canopies. Chairs become critical supports. And somehow, Dad is explaining load-bearing pillows like he has a permit.

Featuring a blueprint-style couch fort design with labeled fort features like blanket canopy, pillow turret, snack hatch, secret tunnel, and maximum comfort, this shirt celebrates the kind of dad who takes indoor play just a little too far — in the best possible way.

Mom may not love the state of the living room, but the kids are amazed. Cozy, clever, and 66% structurally sound, this soft cotton tee is built for blanket fort architects, weekend project dads, and anyone who believes couch cushions deserve a second career.

Product features

• Made from premium 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel
• No side seams for a smoother, cleaner look
• Ribbed knit collar helps maintain shape and elasticity
• Shoulder tape adds durability and helps prevent stretching
• Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, max 30C / 90F, with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean