Retro 66% Pattern Belt

Subtle? Not today.
This is the loudest parenting truth you’ll ever wrap around your waist.

The Retro 66% Pattern Belt brings your favorite chaos mantra to your outfit—on repeat. With a vibrant all-over print, waterproof TPU build, and a cut-to-size fit, this belt is made for parents, adventurers, and anyone whose life runs at 66% capacity with 100% personality.

Choose your buckle style and rock it your way—because utility deserves some flair.

Product Features:

• Fully adjustable cut-to-size fit
• Waterproof TPU material — great for messy adventures
• All-over retro 66% pattern in bold, vibrant colors
• Three buckle options: gun metal, bronze metal, black metal
• Durable and flexible for everyday wear or full-on dad mode

Care Instructions:

• Clean with warm water and mild soap
• Air dry — do not machine wash or dry

Shipping
Printed on demand, usually ships within 2–5 business days. Delivery times vary by location

Returns
Hassle-free 30-day returns